BPFC 4-4 The CMLRs

This is Version Ang of the game. Yun has done a report so this will just be some post match comments while my mood is still there.

When interviewed by The Strikes Times, the gaffer revealed that he was delighted with the attendance given that it was just a one day notice. Players had to miss family gathering, bringing gf to the game instead of watching fireworks and of course playing with an injury. Oon's oonded leg just got worse and it is a total disgust to look at his freaking oon. This is call commitment. Well, the team's commitment was never doubted in the first place.

Expecting to just play football on a national day, the opponents thought otherwise. Perhaps they were here for a fight. Perhaps they didnt have a good fk last night, Im not too sure. But they sure are playing a game of body, studs, saliva, high boot, punches but not football. Well, just look at the comment from a certain centre back who was subbed out at half time.

**** says:

'they are like a bunch of gangsters.. nabei i first time see ppl get punched in the face 'live'.. i was totally hum after that, scared later i get punched and disfigured.. totally no mood to play on...'

These were the exact words from that left footed centre half from MSN. That was seriously how dumb they were. Yuhao's body check was deemed a little too much by that striker, whom after some nonsense went to headbutt him. Yes, headbutt. Just like how zidane headbutt Materazzi. Cock right. But thats not the end of the story my frens. He totally made a nuisance of himself by arguing with the ref for the red card. Like wtf? But still, thats not all. His teammates tried to pull him away from the ref but guess what, GUESS WHAT? He gave his teammate a punch right in the face for pulling him away! HOHOHO. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Redcard instigator Teo Yu Hao went one further in the second half after a bad foul on him. That defender wasnt happy for getting a yellow card and continued to spit at the referee. Another cock.

So end of the day, even though the opponents were fighting, spitting, we werent on the receiving end, because the referee and their own teammates sacrificed.

And here's how the goals went.

Within the opening 5 minutes, we were 3-0 up. Yuhao's penalty was touched by their keeper who forgot to wear gloves the whole game.

Some say its the love that makes a player play better. Some say its the innate skill. I say its both. Playing on the wings for the first time for BPFC, Xing showed yet again that he is a class act. Time and again he was a little too much to handle for the opponents. Cross field balls played to him were of superb effects as his first touches brings him beyonds his marker.

But thats not all. One on one with the keeper, he send a really really high lob over the keeper and it went straight in with that bounce. Its like trying to shoot a basketball into a loop, but Xing prefers it with his feet.

PengYong's goal was another class act. After watching a contender for goal of the year for Xing, PengYong seems to be telling Xing to stop dreaming and telling Alan that he is not the only one who can score goals. From outside the box, he send a thundering volley to the far bottom corner, whom the keeper can only watch. At the speed of 300km/hr, im afraid even massa might not be able to catch up with the speed of the ball.

Now whose the boss? Xing or PY?

Nah. All of u can go fly kite, says SchmeiKai. Being pinned the pecking order especially after his trademark mistake last game, SchmeiKai answered all critics with an all round reflex display to keep BPFC in the game. In a goal bound long shot from the blues, Kai made a fantastic dive to punch that over the bar. This is what makes him a legend alongside people like Peter and Gianluigi. I present to u, SchmeiKai.

And if u were thinking the whole game was all about greats, u are wrong. The gaffer adds on to his long list of cocks by performing a stun. Right at the start of the game, the opponent's barge on him proved a little too much as he rolled over the ground, the kind with the head on the ground and the legs above. But thats not all, he managed to kick the ball out for a throw in whilst in the air rolling, in order not to let the opponent attack. Now i think this is the real commitment.

Thats all folks for laughs of the day.

Ang